The rules of Wednesday nights

• The first rule of Wednesday night is that if you are first up the hill you have to loop back down to the last rider, go past them and start climbing again! There will be no slackers!
• The second rule of Wednesday night is you must bring a dessert, the more the merrier we say!
• The third rule is of Wednesday night is never place your bike against the white house to wash it! It took 8 days to paint you know!
• The fourth rule of Wednesday night is that if you ever get married you should always invite all members of the Wednesday night club!!!
• The fifth rule of Wednesday night is that after you finish biking no hanging around chit chatting like old fish wives, get inside, get changed danger mouse will be waiting and she will be hungry (do not mess with this beast!).
• The sixth rule of Wednesday night is weather is not an excuse, we will be out come rain, wind or shine. Having chicken legs doesn’t count as an excuse, loss of a limb might count but that one would have to be put out to the jury members!
• The seventh rule of Wednesday night is no stopping to gawk at diggers, I’m a girl and I don’t get it!